[ Look, he saw the pattern there in those other choices, and he ain't picking these for himself. ]

Just take care that your "durability test" doesn't end up with him [ gesture toward that weird vendor dude ] trying to make you pay for broken merchandise.

[ There are also these, which he picks up and takes a look at. ]

If those are too dull, here's something a little bolder, and probably sturdier. It's not going to match every shade of red, though, so how well it would work depends on how many different reds you have in your wardrobe.

[ It would clash with his own slightly more magenta-toned reds, for instance! ]