WEEK 2

[akudamods]

Saturday passes uneventfully save a little rain. It's on Sunday that you get a little notification of probation for new areas: Neo-Nipponbashi and Chuo. It'd be possible to investigate, to check out some anime, or to worship the defunct Shinkansen. But maybe it's hard to get excited about any of that when Friday’s events suggest that you have simply been provided some additional photogenic places to commit murder. Are you going to bother either overseer after their participation in some mockery of justice? Troll the internet? Get a bat out of Hyper Zone and just take out your frustration on everything?

Those of you who entered the pods will experience fewer “painful bursts of color” as your body is unaffected below the knees, though the same amount of “slight teleportation” glitches. Those of you who abstained from the pods will continue to experience all of the above as well as electric shock sensations occasionally when touching metal objects.

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Comments

[your_best_friend]

Rhetoric? What do you mean? Debbie didn't wear a striped shirt. Rachel is.

Golly, you don't need to hold the name, you can just use it.

[intimations]

[Okay, the striped shirt comment actually makes him laugh.]

So that's all it takes? You're pretty simple, aren't you? Or is it that you just don't have enough experience? [Despite all the questions, there's an undercurrent of amusement there that probably indicates that they're all rhetorical.]

But you only use it when you want mercy, don't you? What if I want someone to crush me to pieces?

[your_best_friend]

???

That's how it works in the Underground. I've never seen an adult wear striped shirts.

[* And given his age listed on the billboard, that's saying a lot.]

Wait, what? Why would you want someone to kill you? Bit of a masochistic freak, huh?

[intimations]

So the sky's round because that's all you see from your well? ...Ah, but don't let me convince you otherwise. I'm just making idle commentary.

[Or prattle, as Lucilius would call it.]

Mmm, well, because there's no greater pleasure of course. How about it? Shall I show you? The feeling of having every bit of your being ground to dust until there's nothing left...

[your_best_friend]

...Then how does anyone tell children and monsters apart?

No thanks. I've felt that sort of stuff before. Multiple times. My first was from falling into lava, you know. It didn't actually feel pleasurable at all, sicko.

[intimations]

Oh, you check their shoes of course. If they're wearing some, they're a child. Simple, right?

[Whatever mocking tone there was quickly evaporates into something far more manic as he bursts out into laughter at the other admission.]

Is that right? I'd ask how you survived, but maybe you're just that lucky? [There's a small 'phew' here as he calms down.] But really, what a shame... I was almost looking forward to giving you a lesson you wouldn't forget.