WEEK 3

[akudamods]

On Saturday, it is relentlessly sunny. Sunday too. Monday will be the same but with a lot of wind. For now, you get a new area: Old Shinsekai, the den of depravity surrounding the police station. Will you venture into the unknown and seedy? Or retreat into the familiar pods, keep bothering your overseers?

Maybe you plan something else altogether.

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Comments

10chan posting

[pr159]

[ On Sunday around the time Adam's posts used to show up over on Cardinal, instead you've got a new thread over here on 10chan from an anonymous user. ]

with entertainer out, we've got to meet the weekly horny akudama posting quota somehow, so how about a poll -- which current living x-class is the hottest?

[ And then in a follow-up a few seconds later: ]

>>409876
let's limit it to adults who at least look mostly human, btw. not here for plantfuckers.

[akudamods]

>> 153944

idk. i'm a guy so i don't really care at this point. i guess the chicks into that must have moved onto someone else now that #MedicCanExamineMYBody didnt trend on cardinal this week

[pr159]

>>410997
fair, options are pretty limited if you're not into sausagefests.

[ Like him!!! This sucks!!!

Also clearly he needs to examine a body again this week to get that trending again... ]

[conways_retribution]

>>> 846253

>i'm a guy so i don't really care at this point.

Coward

[your_best_friend]

You do realize that people are now going to troll me with trashy Flowey shipfics, don't you?

You sickos. Including you, anon.

[pr159]

>>504173
lol why did you even reply, it just looks like you're asking for it now

I wanted to make one too

[akudamods]

[this anon has chosen to title their posts as "Yumejoshi"]

S-tier: Devotee-samaaa! Kindly share some devotion with this humble anon!
A tier: Scion-san, that megane tho... Wolver-san, that passion... General-san... I must admit! I am intrigued by mysterious blonds!
B-tier: Medic seems delightfully tsundere, at least. Servant, Herald and Wizard are all fine yet it's too difficult to fantasize about taken men.
C tier: Vintner... forgive me, but I don't like alcohol.
D tier: Biker and Pirate, all I can say is bathe more.
Baby tier: The rest of them, unless I missed some?

[pr159]

[ well, he GUESSES, if you're into glasses SPECIFICALLY and they override all other factors... ]

[akudamods]

[the entire S and A tier are blonds and platinum blonds. Maybe he just needs to kick up those highlights of his a notch?]

[pr159]

[ look he is not changing his whole aesthetic for some random girl on the internet!! he's just determined that her taste sucks and he will leave it at that. ]

Re: I wanted to make one too

[conways_retribution]

[akudamods]

[I mean, in Jake's defense, this is a person doing an Akudama hot or not list on the internet. Probably pretty unwashed themselves]

[woodeneye]

[ So, guess who's finally sort of mastered text to speech and vice versa, after only a scant two weeks of living in the future! This guy (with a lot of help from Futo)!! Ragetti still doesn't touch his phone too much, not wanting to accidentally trigger the self-destruct function that he's sure exists somewhere inside it, but he has taken to poking around Kansai's internet in his downtime.

And, hey! There he is! People are talking about him!! The ranking is harsh, but fair, and he's not too broken up about it. What's of more concern to him is the rest of that sentence. ]

Where do you get the water

[akudamods]

????

Oh! What! Are you supposed to be the pirate?

Well even if you can't figure out plumbing, there's always the ryokan bathhouse~

[woodeneye]

Yeah that's me I'm the pirate
Sorry I dunno how to make it say that
I can get this contraption to make portraits now though if that'd help
Just made one o me just now
Looked all right I thought
You see it

[ They do not see it, because he hasn't grasped the concept of "uploading", but we move along. ]

Ryokan that's the inn looking building right
Yeah I saw that one today
Looked real cozy
They got baths you say
Maybe I ought to spend me a night
Dunno when's the last time I seen a bath with soap and all
Been a while
Do they got wenches

[akudamods]

Only if you take one there yourself... probably? ^^;
And you didn't post the picture

[intimations]

[this is what you get when you use the word taken in this particular context]

[akudamods]

[DID HE POST THE PIC???]

[intimations]

[what pic?!]

[akudamods]

[emoji crimes! but if 'this is what you get' was not literal then yumejoshi will sleep at night]

[intimations]

[he understands the value of anonymity so no pics here; sweet dreams yumejoshi?! (unless he ever makes that face in trial in which case oops)]