akudamax | WEEK 3

WEEK 3

On Saturday, it is relentlessly sunny. Sunday too. Monday will be the same but with a lot of wind. For now, you get a new area: Old Shinsekai, the den of depravity surrounding the police station. Will you venture into the unknown and seedy? Or retreat into the familiar pods, keep bothering your overseers?

Maybe you plan something else altogether.

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[this anon has chosen to title their posts as "Yumejoshi"]

S-tier: Devotee-samaaa! Kindly share some devotion with this humble anon! A tier: Scion-san, that megane tho... Wolver-san, that passion... General-san... I must admit! I am intrigued by mysterious blonds! B-tier: Medic seems delightfully tsundere, at least. Servant, Herald and Wizard are all fine yet it's too difficult to fantasize about taken men. C tier: Vintner... forgive me, but I don't like alcohol. D tier: Biker and Pirate, all I can say is bathe more. Baby tier: The rest of them, unless I missed some?

[ well, he GUESSES, if you're into glasses SPECIFICALLY and they override all other factors... ]

[the entire S and A tier are blonds and platinum blonds. Maybe he just needs to kick up those highlights of his a notch?]

[ look he is not changing his whole aesthetic for some random girl on the internet!! he's just determined that her taste sucks and he will leave it at that. ]

[I mean, in Jake's defense, this is a person doing an Akudama hot or not list on the internet. Probably pretty unwashed themselves]

[ So, guess who's finally sort of mastered text to speech and vice versa, after only a scant two weeks of living in the future! This guy (with a lot of help from Futo)!! Ragetti still doesn't touch his phone too much, not wanting to accidentally trigger the self-destruct function that he's sure exists somewhere inside it, but he has taken to poking around Kansai's internet in his downtime.

And, hey! There he is! People are talking about him!! The ranking is harsh, but fair, and he's not too broken up about it. What's of more concern to him is the rest of that sentence. ]

Where do you get the water

???? Oh! What! Are you supposed to be the pirate? Well even if you can't figure out plumbing, there's always the ryokan bathhouse~

Yeah that's me I'm the pirate
Sorry I dunno how to make it say that
I can get this contraption to make portraits now though if that'd help
Just made one o me just now
Looked all right I thought
You see it

[ They do not see it, because he hasn't grasped the concept of "uploading", but we move along. ]

Ryokan that's the inn looking building right
Yeah I saw that one today
Looked real cozy
They got baths you say
Maybe I ought to spend me a night
Dunno when's the last time I seen a bath with soap and all
Been a while
Do they got wenches